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posted Jul 26, 2015, 1:12 PM by Henry Duwe
By Anonymous

Apparently Mr. Two-Eyed Pig has fallen on hard times. He was recently spotted dumpster diving somewhere in the Upper Midwest. It was also reported that the State Department was reviewing Mr Pig's passport status after receiving a visa application for Cuba. Stay tuned for developments on this compelling story.

Decker's Two-Eyed Pig hat in dumpster.